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Mean mister mustard sleeps in the park Magnetfolie Auto Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Internetgestaltung Bonn Sleeps in a hole in the road Mandalas Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man
His sister pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Dirty old man
